tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6822550291063822080.post9031192237812450212..comments2013-04-06T07:45:46.124-07:00Comments on The Hyperbolic Reaction: Where did everybody go?TheHyperbolicRxnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13657532408474632396noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6822550291063822080.post-43255006810135519792013-04-06T07:45:46.124-07:002013-04-06T07:45:46.124-07:00My dear Rxn, I apologize for leaving you hanging. ...My dear Rxn, I apologize for leaving you hanging. You see, the Rockstar is decisive, like a knife. A science knife. Er... a scalpel, even.<br /><br />My reasoning went as follows: if I spent less time being an anonymous voice howling in the dark on the internet and more time cavorting with my friends and family, I would be happier. This has been true. Furthermore, because I had started a hilarious and increasingly popular blog did not mean that I was in any way beholden to my adoring--yet uncompensatory--readership. In other words, I realized that I am basically made of awesome (and muscle) and I was giving my time for free to strangers on the internet when I could be giving my time for money to strangers on the internet--or even people I know in real life. <br /><br />The dude using thepipettingdiva address is not Rockstar. He seems pretty nice, though.<br /><br />That being said, know that I still love each and every one of my anonymous, probably serial-killing blog-friends. It's just that I've gone to a better place. One where genius is no longer free, and geniuses hug their families more.Lab Rockstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05701083867004456550noreply@blogger.com